Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Moe......

I don't know about the rest of you, but I am soooo sick of all of this presidential stuff. Everytime you turn on the TV you are bombarded with attack ads on who's going to raise your taxes (umm, both), or who did what to whom back in 1972 while smoking a joint wearing fishnet pantyhose, okay, I haven't actually seen an ad like that on TV but I bet someone has created it on Youtube already. Lets face it, the Democrats hate the Republicans, the Republicans hate the Democrats there I said it. But I think I may have come up with the solution. Since we are a country based on democracy I think instead of having one President we should set it up like the Supreme Court. We'll divide the country up into 4 equal parts, (North, South, East and West), and each section will be allowed to vote in one Republican and one Democrat then we will send them all to live in the White House together just like in the show Big Brother. There will be challenges to see who gets to sleep where and who gets to sit at the head of the table, who gets to sit next to the "button" etc...Then whenever something really big comes up we'll lock them in a room and have them argue amongst themselves to come up with the best solution then take a vote. Majority rules. Now after the vote if they are evenly divided I think the Republicans should pick one person to represent them and the Democrats should do the same and we should have a political celebrity cage death match. Now the Republicans might have a slight advantage here as they would probably choose Arnold Schwarzenegger unless of course the Yankees picked Hillary then they'd be screwed!! Honestly, we could kill two birds with one stone here. I'd pay good money to see the Pay Per View Political Death-match on TV, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Think of the money that could go towards the deficit from watch parties and the high dollars companies would pay to advertise during the death-match between "EVERYDAY AVERAGE JUST LIKE YOU JOE BIDEN vs. SARAH THE PIT BULL PALIN!" Surely I am not the only one who would love to see 2 politicians beating the snot out of each other right?