So this is what my life has come to....

Do you ever have those moments where you step back and realize just how old you really are? Let me give you an example: I found myself quoting a movie today and actually cracking myself up. The problem is it was an animated movie, not the cool movies I used to quote, you know the ones....The Breakfast Club, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Sixteen Candles or Stripes, no, no I caught myself quoting for the umpteenth time, "Boog is sorry (insert gagging and vomit sounds here)!"and yes, I do make the very realistic sound effects. Yes, people this is what has become of me. I also recently found myself disgusted when I realized that the song that Chase my 3 year old was dancing and singing to on his mp3 is a song I used to make-out too!!! EWWWW!! And to make it even worse, it was not to his father!!!! If I were Catholic I would be at confession right now. But since I am Baptist, I guess I will just wait until he falls asleep and delete my "make-out song", and replace it with some obscenely annoying song from one of his kiddie cd's. Although getting the image of Chase singing "You Give Love a Bad Name", out of my mind will not be quite so easy. Maybe after I delete it I will take a hot shower and drink one of the Smirnoff Berry Blast I keep in the fridge in the garage specifically for moments just like this.